JOKES: 10 ways wey u go sabi say witches and wizards dey use your picture do hand fan

10 Ways to Know That Witches and
Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan
Themselves...
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1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves
if you forgot the course you studied at a
job interview.
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2. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves if you fail Jamb 5 times.
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3. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you are a lady and you are "Team-no-s
e x-before-marriage", only to find out that your husband is impotent on your
wedding night.
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4. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you tune down the volume of your television just because you want to read
a text message.
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5. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you slap a man on the road for stepping on you only to find out later that he's a
soldier.
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6. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you are a graduate and a secondary school boy snatches your babe.
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7. The witches and wizard in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you travel all the way from Lagos to
Zamfara for the sole purpose of having s*x, only to be involved in a road accident
at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.
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8. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you boast to a lady that you are a profession in bed, only to climax after
one minute.
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9. The witches and wizards in your village
are using your picture to fan themselves
if you are graduate and your mom still helps to woo a lady on your behalf.
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10 Lastly, the witches and wizards are
using our pictures to fan themselves
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