LIST OF SOME THINGS WEY NIGERIANS DEY SEARCH FOR GOOGLE

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LIST OF SOME THINGS WEY NIGERIANS DEY
SEARCH FOR GOOGLE
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1) My pastor says I have a spiritual
husband, please how do I divorce
him ? .(lol.. Shey Google don turn to T.B Joshua??)

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2) How do I increase my manhood
size? (lol... Go use increaser na.. I tire oo)
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3) How do I browse for free? (goto simplecoded.com nah... Lol)

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4) How do I borrow credit without
paying? (see thief... Just enter www.simplecoded.com jawe)
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5) I want to make money without
working, how? (lol... Go Rub bank nah..)

. 6) How do I know a virgin? (lolx.. This one funny die.. No worry i go create virgin detector)

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7) How can I make call without
recharge card?(enter simplecoded.com)
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8. How can I sell my kidney? (chai.. Bros.. Cool down nah.. Ah.. Money fit make some people no get sense oo)
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9) My Husband is cheating on me,
what do I do? (calm down dear... Naijatoomuch.com go supply u the tips wey you need)
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10 how do I increase my buttocks? (yeye girl ..go give forganizer nah)

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11) My wife is having dreams of me
cheating.. Am scared please, What
do I do? (chai baba... Enter naijatoomuch.com)
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12) Why do men cheat? (cause dey need a better alternative nah)
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13) How do I increase my breasts
size? (give forganizer nah.. Nah just #20)
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14) How do I hack a facebook
account?(calm down.. If nah ur acct i hack u go like am??)
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15) My husband is impotent and I
need a baby..what do I do? (see doctor... Google no be doctor.. U hear me??)
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16. Latest News on Biafra? (e dey Naijatoomuch.com)
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17. When would Buhari visit Nigeria? . (Lolx.. Next 300 century..idiot!!)

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18. How do I make Buharis daughter
zahra marry me? (hahahahahhaha ... some people no get sense oo... Chai.. My brother go work)
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19. Why do women cheat on good
men? (see simple question wey u still dey ask oo... Chai.. Because dey need bad men nah!!)

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20. How can I find a sugar mummy? (enter keke napep... E get some fat fat madam wey dey Der... Lolx... I no fit laugh jawe)
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21. How can I make a girl fall in love
with me without spending? (chai.. Wetin i go tell this one naw... Eeehm... Just find person wey love u jawe...)

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. 22. How do I steal Linda Ikeji's blog? (lolx.. See this one oo... Nah person work u wan hack?? Mumu...)